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The Revised Church of Homophobia

I am tired of the tiptoeing around and kid glove treatment that these assholes automatically get because they associate themselves with Jesus. Spare me this holiday season–please? No? Well, let me help...

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What the Bloody Fuck is Wrong With Burger King?

I haven’t eaten at Burger King ever since their “Man Food” commercials, (which wasn’t exactly a huge imposition since I didn’t think their food was that great in the first place); but if I ate there,...

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Watching Bristol Palin Make It Pretty Clear (without actually having to SAY...

Video here.* It’s also quite the mystery why she hasn’t married good old Levi yet. Her lack of enthusiasm for that eventuality pretty much oozes out of the screen, and the only time she ever brings him...

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Oh, good God

When I wrote this post, I wasn’t actually predicting that those two ladies would ever be juxtapositioned anywhere outside the confines of my own head. However, apparently, somebody in the journalistic...

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Sometimes You Just Have To Let Other People Speak For You

It isn’t plagiarism when the source is credited, dammit! Honestly, it’s just that PZ managed to sum up the meat of what aggravated me the most about this little “poll” with a succinct little...

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Uh, Headline FAIL

From CNN American Morning: Pirates are holding a U.S. captain hostage at sea. The Navy is watching everything that happens. So what is supposed to happen next? We talked to someone who knows a thing...

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Yet more media FAIL

“Ryan O’Neal recently told People magazine that the sex symbol was declining” …okay, I know I’ve been out of the loop for a while in terms of current events and suchlike, but I’m completely positive...

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This is a news story?

CNN headline! Jackson’s body moved from coroner’s office Lest you think that there is actually some serious, exciting, unusual, even criminal! even remotely suspicious! action that is about to be...

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Your elitism is showing–! Here, let me tuck that back down into your collar...

This article is so transparent it’s hard to believe we’re expected to take it seriously, but I suspect we are–much like when John Kerry, during his failed presidential bid some years ago, movingly...

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Well, that’s it then. All Hail the GOP, the true party of righteousness!

The last three times I’ve opened a browser window, the top news headlines have been variations on the above theme. Yep, folks, the brief insanity of the American people in both electing Barack Obama to...

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